Wake up young man, we have a little plan
To spit in your face, and laugh at this disgrace.
There’s nothing that's unwarranted, when you tried to act so bold.
So come on in, make a friend, we’d like to leave you in the cold.

I’ll be fucking damned if you keep drowning out your ears!
‘Cause we feed off your fear, we drink your tears.
You wouldn’t want to leave us starved? I'm absolutely parched.
So take the damn thing off and give us our daily starch.

The world around me is confusing and obscene,
I’d like to hush, wouldn’t want to make a scene.
And let the pleasant sound erode what’s not serene,
I feel most safe right here behind the screen
of obscurity.

You just sit alone and keep your head down.
Just crane your neck a little, so I can see your frown.
Ahh, much better, now just bring out your arms.
Now that you’re within reach I can put the handcuffs on!

Come with us, have a night out, it’ll be fun I bet!
We’ll blanket ourselves with jokes that you wouldn’t even get.
No worries, you’ll fit in soon, just stop resisting please.
Why the screams? Why the struggling? Why be such fun to tease?

The world around me is confusing and obscene,
I’d like to hush, wouldn’t want to make a scene.
And let the pleasant sound erode what’s not serene,
I feel most safe right here behind the screen.